RAWR!
Full of energy, can't wait to do something interesting! Funnily enough the activities in mind are not exactly taxing from the point of view of most people - they include finishing lab reports (writing : about 70 calories per hour - no joke), going to the movies (an even worse one, because you just sit there transfixed onto the seat, ... unless... *heh* never mind), shopping (this one may be super taxing or super relaxing, depending on whether you carry the stuff, or have the mullah to get the stuff in the first place), and ... maybe snoozing the alarm and continuing to sleep (but this cannot be done for I feel like RAWR, which means there is excess energy to burn!)
It's probably the Korean BBQ - my body has received a huge dose of meat, not something I would consume in such.... odd amounts. I was always more of a vege eater, though, with my fussiness about food, I suppose there isn't much left out there to eat. Which brings me to a peculiar observation about yesterday - there was chicken gizzard being served, and it seemed that everyone hated it. I tried one, and it didn't seem bad at all, just that it was a little rubbery (as in when your teeth sink into the juicy, steamy morsel it feels like a match made in heaven, "MMM, Teeth, meet Meat" - then suddenly the whole experience dies down - the music, the image, whatever - when suddenly the meat is bouncy and 'bounces' your teeth away). But I digress. It was certainly a new experience, and I have to thank my friends for bringing me to such a place.
A side point I want to get out - for some reason I seem to be intimidated by extremelyyyyy soft-spoken manja girls. Hm. I dunno, the iron ladies and "stare at you, then your pants drop" kind also not so intimidating (you know me, I'm very... apathetic towards threats). Wonder how will I ever ever cope with a girlfriend. (But then songs like this comfort me - hahaha)
For some reason,
I dreamt of this joke (actually I saw it before somewhere, but it was recalled!). Anyway, it went like this:
Two Ah Bengs were walking along a street, when suddenly they encountered this pile of cowdung, complete with flies and a stinky aroma.
The first Ah Beng shouted "WOI! Don't step wei - looks like shit le!".
The other one replied "Confirm shit meh?"
Then Ah Beng 1 said "Eh, I dunno wor, come see closer a bit lah".
So they went closer to the pile....
Ah Beng 1 dipped his index finger into the cowdung and then said profoundly "Fuyoh! Feels like shit!".
Then Ah Beng 2, feeling fired up that his friend had touched the cowdung, then picked up a bit of the brown stuff and smelled it "WAHLIAO, smells like shit man!"
Then Ah Beng 1, now, feeling even more fired up, picked up a bit and took a taste and said "Fucker, taste like shit also"...
They both then looked at each other...
And then stood up and started laughing...
"Hahahhaha - damn lucky never step on it right?"
Full of energy, can't wait to do something interesting! Funnily enough the activities in mind are not exactly taxing from the point of view of most people - they include finishing lab reports (writing : about 70 calories per hour - no joke), going to the movies (an even worse one, because you just sit there transfixed onto the seat, ... unless... *heh* never mind), shopping (this one may be super taxing or super relaxing, depending on whether you carry the stuff, or have the mullah to get the stuff in the first place), and ... maybe snoozing the alarm and continuing to sleep (but this cannot be done for I feel like RAWR, which means there is excess energy to burn!)
It's probably the Korean BBQ - my body has received a huge dose of meat, not something I would consume in such.... odd amounts. I was always more of a vege eater, though, with my fussiness about food, I suppose there isn't much left out there to eat. Which brings me to a peculiar observation about yesterday - there was chicken gizzard being served, and it seemed that everyone hated it. I tried one, and it didn't seem bad at all, just that it was a little rubbery (as in when your teeth sink into the juicy, steamy morsel it feels like a match made in heaven, "MMM, Teeth, meet Meat" - then suddenly the whole experience dies down - the music, the image, whatever - when suddenly the meat is bouncy and 'bounces' your teeth away). But I digress. It was certainly a new experience, and I have to thank my friends for bringing me to such a place.
A side point I want to get out - for some reason I seem to be intimidated by extremelyyyyy soft-spoken manja girls. Hm. I dunno, the iron ladies and "stare at you, then your pants drop" kind also not so intimidating (you know me, I'm very... apathetic towards threats). Wonder how will I ever ever cope with a girlfriend. (But then songs like this comfort me - hahaha)
For some reason,
I dreamt of this joke (actually I saw it before somewhere, but it was recalled!). Anyway, it went like this:
Two Ah Bengs were walking along a street, when suddenly they encountered this pile of cowdung, complete with flies and a stinky aroma.
The first Ah Beng shouted "WOI! Don't step wei - looks like shit le!".
The other one replied "Confirm shit meh?"
Then Ah Beng 1 said "Eh, I dunno wor, come see closer a bit lah".
So they went closer to the pile....
Ah Beng 1 dipped his index finger into the cowdung and then said profoundly "Fuyoh! Feels like shit!".
Then Ah Beng 2, feeling fired up that his friend had touched the cowdung, then picked up a bit of the brown stuff and smelled it "WAHLIAO, smells like shit man!"
Then Ah Beng 1, now, feeling even more fired up, picked up a bit and took a taste and said "Fucker, taste like shit also"...
They both then looked at each other...
And then stood up and started laughing...
"Hahahhaha - damn lucky never step on it right?"
7 replies to this post:
wtf, O.o;;;
That joke was random, hahahaha
I got a feeling that denny is one of the Ah Bengs =/
Hahah glad to hear that you have enjoyed it. :P
Wah QS, veli cepat go poke poke already eh XD
poke apa. No pokey
Then I don't want to know what kinky ideas you have in store for me. Keep them to yourself (oh and Aerith) :P
SIAL, YOU THINK I DIRTY ISSIT.
Stupid abg Denny
Wah abg Denny... apa ni. Since when you abang abang me. Gile spam cun la you. Tho, I hope your dog is fine.
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